*sitting in a wheelchair outside the hospital*

joseph-whaleman:

 

JADE!

It was like as long as my arm.

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*sitting in a wheelchair outside the hospital*

joseph-whaleman:

That’s on the list of things I never want to see.

Good, that might snag my catheter. But I have had dreams about your dick so it’s okay.

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*sitting in a wheelchair outside the hospital*

joseph-whaleman:

 

Good to know.

Want to see it?

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*sitting in a wheelchair outside the hospital*

joseph-whaleman:

 

Do you bleach yours?

I am naturally a blonde. So no.

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*sitting in a wheelchair outside the hospital*

joseph-whaleman:

 

My ass. *pauses* ….don’t say it!

Do you wax your asshole?

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I’m married?!

cara-viveros:

But I haven’t even had sex with a bunch of DILFs yet!!!

image

//Cara is also devin

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T A G S:  ooc  

*sitting in a wheelchair outside the hospital*

joseph-whaleman:

 

I can’t take anything you say seriously.

Why not? I am always serious. *laughs and starts coughing*

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*sitting in a wheelchair outside the hospital*

joseph-whaleman:

 

Ew! *bursts into laughter*

He’s like 50, and married too.

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T A G S:  both of them are whipped  

*sitting in a wheelchair outside the hospital*

joseph-whaleman:

 

Jade, you need Jesus.

…He lives next door. He is a little old and fat for me.

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*sitting in a wheelchair outside the hospital*

joseph-whaleman:

 

Oh, god. *wrinkles his nose*

So you seem like you’d perform oral sex a lot, perk of having you as a boyfriend?

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